memories // it isn't that i don't remember, it's that i don't care.

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day 423 // How awesome is that? A million awesome!!

[primetimehero]

Memories come in the form of a smaller version of the bonus item your team created in Round 2 (if it was an animal/creature, it comes in a stuffed animal version). As to how you obtain the memory from the item... well, that part's up to you. Limitless uses. (It's a pen. Ruby ink. Ballpoint. From Beauty's transformation game.)

S08E03 Let's Do the Time War Again 14:50—end of episode

Summary: Ben and Rook & Ben 10k and Professor Paradox go back into the past to stop Past!Ben and Past!Rook from making mistakes while also trying to stop the Time Beast so that they can prevent the Time War from ending in a disaster. Ben gets a cool bike.

PROF. PARADOX: Ah, here we are.

PAST!ROOK: My ride!
ROOK: We can mourn our ride later. Right now, you must stop Exoskull and Subdora while we stop the time beast.
PAST!BEN: What's a time beast?
BEN 10K: The one Eon is about to hatch.
PAST!BEN: Eon? He's here too!?
PROF. PARADOX: Yes, but you and I will take care of him—future you, of course, not the one of yous that you are now.
PAST!BEN: . . . wait. So. . .whose butt am I supposed to be kicking?
FUTURE CROWD: Theirs!

EON: Time walker. And a late model Ben Tennyson. . . I should have known you two would interfere!
PROF. PARADOX: You are the one interfering, Eon. With the very fabric of time, as usual. We did not start this Time War. . .
BEN 10K: But we're going to end it. [transforms into big-chuck] Big Chuck!

EON: Give that back!
BEN 10K: Gladly!

BEN: Lemme guess. Time beast?

ROOK: Our time cycles are impervious to time attacks!
BEN: How awesome is that!? A million awesome!!

ROOK: It is heading up to Bellwood!
BEN: Not on our watch.

BEN: Get ready to—ahh! . . .hooouughhh. . .

ROOK: Launch containment field on my mark. Now!
BEN: Launch what!?
ROOK: Now!!
BEN: . . .hmm.

Ben: Yes! The net's locked and holding. Let's take Big Ugly back to the cradle.

ROOK: We de-aged the Time Beast.
BEN: Eggs-actly.
ROOK: Where are Eon and the others?
PROF. PARADOX: The Time Beast was the real threat today. One that you very effectively neutralized. Good work, everyone. Ta-ta for now.
PAST!ROOK: Professor. We still seem to have an extra pair of . . . us.
SKURD: Well, I could get used to this. Finally! An intelligent life form!
PAST!SKURD: Why thank you! The feeling is mutual.
PAST!BEN: I need a co-op partner for Sumo Slammers Online anyway! Go Team Tennyson, am I right?
BEN: Oh, totally!
PROF. PARADOX: Oh, no, that's quite impossible. Uprigg will now craft a second pair of Time Cycles from the wreckage of your vehicles. Which the two of you will pilot back into your own timeline, thus closing the loop. At that point, you and he will become then. They in turn will continue on as you since you will no longer be you once you have become them. It's really quite simple.
BEN 10K: . . . . I. . .think we should get started on those other bikes before I forget which one I am.

Appearances: Ben, Rook Blonko, Past!Ben, Past!Rook Blonko, Ben 10k, Professor Paradox, Skurd, Eon, Exoskull, Subdora, Time Beast, Uprigg (offscreen), Big Chuck, Four Arms

→ OH MY GOSH I AM A TIME TRAVELER I AM A TIME TRAVELER I AM A TIME TRAVELER I AM A TIME TRAVELER!!!!!
→ THERE IS A TIME WAR THIS IS SUPER AWESOME THAT SOUNDS SO COOL I AM FIGHTING IN A TIME WAR
→ FUTURE ME?????? IS TALLER AND BUFFER WOW I am glad I am not a short stack forever
→ Also my name is Ben Tennyson
→ I APPARENTLY have fought the Time Beast before, that's just the impression I'm getting cuz I don't remember the previous time I fought the Time Beast BUT LOOKIN' PRETTY FAMILIAR WITH THAT THING.
→ WHO THE HELL IS EON
→ TIME CYCLES TIME CYCLES TIME CYCLES TIME CYCLES TIME CYCLES TIME CYCLES TIME CYCLES TIME CYCLES TIME CYCLES TIME CYCLES TIME CYCLES TIME CYCLES TIME CYCLES
→ THIS IS LIKE A MILLION AWESOME I AM A MILLION AWESOME
→ also this Professor is confusing as fuq
→ THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO TAKE AWAY FROM ALL OF THIS IS THAT I AM A MILLION AWESOME TIME TRAVELER WHO WENT BACK TO THE PAST TWICE OVER
→ ALSO I HAVE TO TELL OWAIN ABOUT ALL OF THIS